How's your day so far?
So, my fun loving organisation started this new piece in our e-news letter titled 'Diary of Corporate Naija'. It's objective is to capture 'the experiences of Nigerian workers' and I was priviledged to be featured...
Thanks BG :)
Here's my article. I was playing with my keyboard when I wrote it, so please bear with me :))
Corporate Naija? Whoever said that Nigerians are happy people were not mistaken. Really, we are suffering but happy. That’s why we go to work at 4 am and still try to smile through the day even in the face of our train-like movement called ‘Lagos Traffic Jam’.
Corporate Naija? Yes we smile sha. Looking for ways to make
us happy when driving in our ‘Leggedez Benz’, admiring and yet disgusted at
what some people do. Like, an Old- woman arguing with a bus conductor over ‘Why did
you say I should Chill? (Seriously???)’ or our grumblings when these 'government
people' blare their sirens all over when we are stuck in traffic.
Corporate Naija? Our
cars break down on 3rd mainland bridge and we pray that our smart-ass robbers don’t visit
us while we are trying to fix it’. Yet, we still smile.
Corporate Naija? Stuck at the bus stop with over 100
people, going to the same destination as you with only 3 buses. What do you do?
Stand and stare. Or, join en masse by entering through the windows and boots of
cars.
Anyways, like they say, ‘No food for the lazy man’. It’s
either you work or you die. But what I don’t understand is how at 5 pm while still donned on our suit, probably loosened tie, we still behave like the
average mechanic by behaving rogue. Is this a case of ‘when in Rome, behave as
the Romans?’
Corporate Naija? An occasion where love blossoms at every
minute. Imagine seeing a cute guy at your bus station every day. (Let me introduce a little bit of Hollywood here; the rain starts and you
have to share an umbrella with him), Una Yan, Una come dey hang out. See the trend?
From familiar strangers to Lovers. Maybe, it will stay forever. All thanks to
our beautiful corporate world. After all, nobody likes a liability. Don’t you
want to marry someone who is working?
Anyways, I’m just rambling on and on. Life na ‘good, bad, and
ugly’, anyhow you wan see am, you go get am.
Life of a corporate Naija person. I dey yan unto say I dey use
Okada every day. May be, if I dey use jeep. I go get another Story.
What do you think of the piece? You like? What's your 'Naija story'???
Remember, I was trying to capture the Naija essence hence the 'pidgin english'.
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Thanks for reading!!!
really nice piece ijeoma ...keep it up
ReplyDeleteThank you so much...Hugs :)
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